I bought a slip-n-slide last week and Cher convinced me to try it out in my clothes. The result was cold with a very excited neighborhood onlooker. But I realized, slip-n-slides are a lot like ministry in the church:- You get really excited to do something cool then you fall on your butt and feel stupid unless you're with good friends.
-The ride's a lot shorter than you remember it so failing to plan ahead results in pain and disaster.
-Sometimes the more people get involved at once the more difficult it is to have fun, but every once in a while you get a glimpse of glory in a 10-person train that works.
-Whenever you try to change things and make it more exciting, someone always gets hurt.
-There's a narrow path for success.
-Sharp objects and bad attitudes ruin it for everyone.
-There's always someone else with the newer, bigger, better version.
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